The stupid stories
The Shadow God
The Shadow God is a stupid story that is supposed to be scary but fails miserably. This story consists of excerpts from 'The Shadow God' by Aaron Rayburn, which is widely regarded as the worst horror novel ever written. It ranks No.5 on Amazon's list of lowest rated books of all time. It takes an enormous lack of talent to produce a malodorous masterpiece like this. It's also genuinely hilarious, for all the wrong reasons. Craig Johnson had two best friends, two caring parents, a hot girlfriend, and a nice truck - not bad for a twenty-year-old. A decent life, until he began hearing the voices. What Craig didn't tell anyone was that, late at night, as he sleeped in his bed, he heard demonic voices talking at him in his bedroom late at night. One evening, Craig Was hanging out with his best friends Todd and Mark and his smoking hot girlfriend Kristy. Kristy regarded him favorably and kissed him in his mouth. Craig looked annoyed. He exhaled annoyingly. Kristy: What's the matter? Craig: Nothing, it's nothing. Shut up, subconscious! Kristy: I can tell when something's wrong. Craig: I'm fine! I mean leave me alone! I mean no one understands me! Kristy: Oh, ok, I guess I just won't ask then. Craig: What? Wait! No, you're supposed to pry. Kristy: Sure. What's troubling you? Craig: I hear ghosts at night and my dad's in prison and also I think something horrible will happen to me. You see, I am cursed since birth. Years ago, when I was just a baby, my parents attended to a church where the priest was named Father Spiers. There were some people who regarded the priest as a crazy old codger, who had weird and crazy ideas. My father had his doubts about Father Spiers. He didn't like him, to say the least. Father Spiers told everyone that my mother and father were satanists and that they were going to have evil babies and that I was the spawn of satan. Kristy: That's the most horrible and terrific thing I ever laid ears on. Craig: Soon, everyone in town knew what was going on. My parents were shunt and I was considered to be a blasphemy who would grow up to destroy the world. One day my dad couldn't take it anymore and he strangled Father Spiers to death in a bloody fit of rage. As my father digged his fingers into the priest's throat, Father Spiers just had time to choke out: 'The Shadow God is coming' before he collapsed and fell down dead. Kristy: OMG! Craig: The police didn't understand that Father Spiers tricked my father into strangling him and they sent my dad to jail and that's where he still is now. For the last 20 years he's been serving 20 years in prison for strangling a guy. And lately I've been hearing demonic voices whispering in my room. Afterwards, Craig was relived to have told her and as he stared into her unblemished face, he know she understands. Upon returning back to his home much later, Craig blowed a breath of exaustion and layed in his bed. He fell asleep instantly and had a dream. Craig saw a flock of sheep grazing in the meadows. They were, somehow, communicating with him, but he had no idea what they were saying. A shadow fell down over them and then everything disappeared. He woke up to the sound of creepy demon voices chattering again and saw a blue light in his closet. He was mesmerized by the lucid, shinering blue light. Right away, he called for his mom to come help. He call her in to check in his closet. She couldn't see a blue light and she called him a baby and leaved, slaming the door. It was obvious to Craig that his mother had no idea what he was talking about. Nor did she know when to keep her mouth shut. Then the bright blue light manifested itself from within his closet and he was drawn to it, mystified by its beauty. The lamp's glow was very weak compared to the blue glow emancipating from the closet. It infiltrated his eyes, filling them with a kind of innovativeness he had never felt before. Craig was drawn into the light and thrust into a world of darkness - the Dark World, a shadowy world that lies between the world of light and the world of darkness. It was a dark and freezing void wh
